For the past few days, I've been going to work drunk. I've been gold. My manager told me that I was getting things done a lot faster than I usually do, and that made me feel like a methhead. Aside from being the golden boy while intoxicated, I met and had some interesting, hilarious conversations with co-workers and customers. I also met this customer named Dave Chappelle. Yes, Dave Chappelle. He says he goes by David, though. One customer came in and randomly said, "nothing is free" in response to a flyer we had on the door, I suppose. After he said that, I said, "okay, philosopher." We both found it amusing. I also found it amusing that he looked like the guy who played young Jack Napier/Joker in Batman.